Thanksgiving Funnies

Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"?

Because they've never learned good table manners!

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Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Yes - a building can't jump at all

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Why does a pilgrim's pants always fall down?

Because they wear their belt buckle on their hat

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Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?

The outside

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What sound does a space turkey make?

Hubble! Hubble! Hubble!

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What sound does a turkey's phone make?

Wing! Wing!

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How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

I'll tell you at Christmas.

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What do Hippies put on their Thanksgiving potatoes?

Groovy

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Why should you keep your eye off the turkey dressing?

Because it makes him blush!

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Hope these made you smile! Be sure to share them with your friends and family.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Karen
www.move2va.com